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Yeah, I'm still not buying it. I understand that seeing something and hearing about it are two different things, but in this case it's not. The NFL and the Ravens knew what happened in the elevator; Ray Rice told them what happened and the information was in the police report. You're telling me that nobody in the NFL

lmfao

YES! I was thinking the exact same thing! It's the hierarchy of lawyer Jewdom:

Dom Capers cums in his pants if we manage to get a sack, but god forbid we manage to do basic football fundamentals like hold the line of scrimmage or stop the run. Fuck me.

AC4 is "Windwaker for grown-ups"? Fuck you.

Wtf does that have to do with anything I said? I think you need to calm down and try not to hurt your brain too much.

*A Packers fan who actually OWNS a Darren Sharper jersey :(

Final note: Turns out your former All-Pro safety is an alleged serial rapist. So that's fun.

I was wondering what the cause for celebrating is, but then I realized that being eliminated in the Knockout round is the best possible outcome for the US.

I can probably count the number of Springsteen songs that I like on one hand. I'm not knocking him, but I'm just as perplexed as Drew. What could possibly be so magical about his live performances? Even so, there is no musical artist on the planet that I would be willing to see 100+ times. Is he an alien from another

I live in upstate New York and there places popping up around here that serve "Pittsburgh-style" sandwiches. The first time I saw one I wanted to puke. What the fuck is wrong with people?

Can the NBA please measure player salaries in "Calderons"? That would be hilarious.

Hey don't worry Miami, I'm sure your games will still sell out without a problem. Oh wait...

Any chance that they're making Dragon Ball Xenoverse (DBXV) a new series? From what I understand, DBZ BoG kind of left the door open for a new series/characters. It could just be wishful thinking...

Wow, this is depressing. I was kind of excited for this service. I know it's way too early to declare this service dead, but it's not getting off to a great start. Also, am I wrong in thinking that this service allowed you to stream PS3 games for free if you already owned it on PSN or disc? I was under the impression

One of the guys said, "I know something else you can do while you're down there." Being used to sexual harassment from drunk men, I just blew it off...

Well I find it hard to believe that you could make yourself sound any more intelligent. Point taken.

Wow, did your boyfriend help you come up with that joke?

I seem to remember Bosh disappearing for a good stretch of last year's Finals too. Why do they keep him?

Does anybody...find her attractive...? I find it hard to believe.