White privilege

And yet that is, like, the fifth-most egregious thing about this article.

“Hey, great win out there.”

My big takeaway from this was JESUS LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT TV, I THOUGHT WE WERE IN A RECESSION

I actually thought the mascot was the Sock Monkey

Bruce Arians is available.

Just a friendly warning: you will have to watch almost 90 seconds of girl’s high school basketball - filmed in portrait - before anything meaningful happens.

You are handsome. Don’t worry. It’s just a game.

It’s a shame Jason Pierre-Paul’s hand wasn’t made out of flame-retardant material.

Who is he talking to? Noxzema?

a special glimpse into what harry caray’s college football commentating career would have sounded like

was in a elevator w/ two old couple making out and dude farted

i was initially so excited bc i thought this title read “son of jets coach caught taking shit in players locker room”

I’ve been saying since January that this is all just a vast NFL/ESPN conspiracy to promote STEM education

I believe I’m the best instagram intern in the league.

- RGIII Intern

What’s your 40 time?

Of course they are.

Follow-up report: Every other player in the league also wants to be the highest-paid player in the NFL.

RGIII is still not the best QB on that list.

This quote was taken out of context. The “league” RGIII was referring to was the fantasy football league he plays in with Jamarcus Russell, Brady Quinn, Ryan Leaf, Todd Marinovich, Heath Shuler, Joey Harrington, Cade McNown, Rick Mirer, Akili Smith, Tim Tebow, and Johnny Manziel.