White privilege

And yet that is, like, the fifth-most egregious thing about this article.

“Hey, great win out there.”

My big takeaway from this was JESUS LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT TV, I THOUGHT WE WERE IN A RECESSION

I actually thought the mascot was the Sock Monkey

Bruce Arians is available.

Just a friendly warning: you will have to watch almost 90 seconds of girl’s high school basketball - filmed in portrait - before anything meaningful happens.

You are handsome. Don’t worry. It’s just a game.

It’s a shame Jason Pierre-Paul’s hand wasn’t made out of flame-retardant material.

Who is he talking to? Noxzema?

a special glimpse into what harry caray’s college football commentating career would have sounded like

was in a elevator w/ two old couple making out and dude farted

i was initially so excited bc i thought this title read “son of jets coach caught taking shit in players locker room”

I’ve been saying since January that this is all just a vast NFL/ESPN conspiracy to promote STEM education

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I believe I’m the best instagram intern in the league.

- RGIII Intern

What’s your 40 time?

Of course they are.

Follow-up report: Every other player in the league also wants to be the highest-paid player in the NFL.

RGIII is still not the best QB on that list.