C’mon, Adam Levine. Be a man for chrissakes.

The hell is Tinker Bell doing on an NBA court?

Is that a polo shirt OVER a long-sleeved button-down shirt?!?!?

Some of these bros are wearing jeans and some are wearing khaki. There you go.

Yeah, and I accidentally slipped on a banana peel and fucked my neighbor's wife this weekend.

Not a good place for carpet burn.

Fisherman: Holy hell! That thing is huge!