I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

I think she was just volunteering to give up her seat, before she rolled on out of there.

Definitely my favourite James Taylor album.

I don’t know. I don’t think it’s that weird. I do it all the time. Sure, some people think it’s weird but not everyone is a dog person.

The nominees were invited, but they all said neigh.

If you’re not talking about Limbaugh, we’re throwing down.

Well, national anyway.

It’s weird to me that people believe a) the Patriots are huge cheaters who were caught cheating by the NFL, and b) the NFL rigs games for the Patriots. It’s not unlike believing that the FBI nailed Hillary for her dangerous and flagrantly illegal e-mail server, and also that they secretly were trying to sink Trump’s…

When he returns home the Tongan crowds will shwarma the plane.

You should falafel about this.

He has the advantage of only having to ski across a very small country. Canada’s fucked.

Yasuhiro Suzuki: You’ll never beat me.

The folks over at Jalopnik could have told you that Suzukis were a non-starter.

“There are some very good players on both sides, on both sides.”

I’m not buying this statement. I don’t see Belichick’s signature or Brady’s paw print on it.

Due to poor clock management most of Scandinavia won’t get their presents until the 27th.

A stable secular democracy elects a guy, who while a bit conservative and disdainful of civil liberties, at least promised a return of national pride. Sure some of his more extreme views might be cause for concern, but the nation had a strong liberal constitution in place to safeguard against this. Nothing to worry…

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

[plays video] Don’t see anything.

What Mitchell forgets is that the Browns have always been tired of winning.