of course they are gonna be rusty...melo is gone, and there’s a roster full of people who’ve never taken a shot before.

They are just looking for someone more cultured.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

Oh shit. There’s trouble a brewing in the Packer’s front office.

The fact that they’re comfortable calling this guy an “owner” actually explains a lot about this whole controversy.

Being an out of touch billionaire was fine back in November, though.

We’re told Timmons had spoken with his baby mama who lives there and had told her he missed the baby and wanted to visit.

Who’d have thought this would be the Hill ESPN chose to die on

Stay away from the ink, Marco.

“Can’t hurt.”

Yankees fans and Red Sox fans arguing about who’s worse

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a trade where each team ends up with a different-sized version of the player they already had.

as the outgoing governor of New Jersey will not pursue an on-air gig at WFAN.

Magic criticizing someone else’s television skills in an example of the pot calling the kettle something unintelligible followed by an awkward silence.

That DM was a pretty mature response from Ronnie. Bet he grew up with a strong father figure.

You should also hope he stops beating the piss out of 70 year olds.

No one moved the on deck circle back to its original spot after the ejection. So Ranger players went to that on deck circle past Beltre and no umps complained. Fucking stupid. I hope they all get replaced by robots sooner rather than later.

English instructor. Uses ‘Distain’.

It entered the newsfeed lawfully.