The defendant said his last wish is to be able to Google “Tony Romo execution on hold” and get a result that has nothing to do with the Seahawks playoff game.

To pull off something like this, you gotta be a really big Yankees fan

This sport is trash, and the fight should have been held anywhere other than Australia. Horn was always going to win that belt.

A lot of us didn’t have to wait two months to know that.

Happy Father’s Day to you and all of your dad jokes.

womp womp

According to Berhe, Wright paid the $632.08 fare and a $300 tip. Maybe just rent a car next time?

Wally never got into a fight with Tommy Lasorda.

Yeah I also struggled with this enormous gulf. The Phanatic is a classic and Wally is a little new school trashy but I’d have still expected to see him a little bit higher.

“Well then, have I got a girl for you. ...Oh wait, you said pitches.”

Headline correction: Hunter Strickland is not technically a minor leaguer.

big idiot’s beef

Considering your avatar, you could have taken that in a different direction...

Yeah, but he made 2-11 look so easy.

take it easy, scranton

The instructions only say ‘drain hamburger’. They don’t say with what.

Hey, you can do a lot with a used pool skimmer and a box of hamburger helper. I keep those in my trunk all the time.

The 4th quarters of this damn series have been borderline unwatchable. Unless free throws and shitty shot selection are totally your jam.

Russ, at the Rorschach store, 2 weeks ago: “I don’t give a fuck about the lines, what’s it cost?”

Nah. My money is on losing their pick because time expires.