Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Janoris: “Your wife is ugly. Your dad is a murderer.”

I’m Arturo.

Go to hell.

I generally disagree with Deadspin’s anti-dissent policy, but you need to be banned for this atrocious take.

Nice kick, douchebag! Did your mom teach you how to... oh god.

I guess that explains why Eli’s lips were moving the whole night.

Bill Simmons was a flawed candidate.

This whole time we assumed IF there was one personality ESPN needed more than the other way around it was Bill Simmons. Turns out it’s actually Skip Bayless.

A lot of the things (Trump) was saying publicly, a majority of this country feels privately

Dear Stan,

SpongeJim CostcoPants

This sums up my feelings nicely.

Cat Scratch Failure.

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

You can eat one sausage for the rest of your life (the sides change) but you have to eat the sausage at every meal. What sausage do you pick?

Some perspective on how historic this is:

This game, my emotions just can’t, and I’m not even a Cubs or Indians fan