Yikes, I hate Trump as much as the next guy but what is breaking one of the most sacrosanct J-School rules really going to do? What could possibly scare off his nutjob supporters? A tape of him dropping n-bombs? Please. His supporters have at least met a woman before.

I’m pretty sure if you “capitalize in the red zone and shit” you will get fined.

Nothing worse than sandwich-eating members of the press second-guessing every player’s decisions.

The rest of the teams in the Big 10 needed what everyone who attends Rutgers needed—a safety school.

I also hurt myself getting out of the shower, but I didn’t miss any work because of it.

Title NEIN

Make America Grate Again

That’s a horrible proof of life video. He should totally be holding today’s newspaper.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Bene’ Beworkinelsewhere

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

The Blue Cross Comedy Tour isn’t so funny.

Marv Albert and replace “Hair” with “Butt”

LOL, yea right “Chechnya”, that’s not even a real place.

Note to self: You should be so much better at soccer by now.

Ghana Rhea is actually one of the more popular groupies there.

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

- Jim Tomsula’s Roadkill Cafe

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

That’s a pretty optimistic injury outlook, ESPN.