Jokes on you Josh Pauls! Coach Tortorella would have benched you for not standing for the National Anthem.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

Article too long. Can someone summarize it for me in the form of a meme?

I’ll have to eat my words.

I haven’t seen “erect” and “slapping” together in a post since the good ol' days of Mike McQueary.

“Plus, I won more games without it than did with it in.’’

I have a feeling that when the Ryans do karaoke together, they do it under the pseudonym The Lap Band.

Chris Weinke is the Rams QBs coach? Holy shit that is horrible.

North Carolina threatens to retaliate by requiring businesses to pay for labor.

Look at that charlatan trying to reinvent himself into something he is not. And the sad thing is that a large portion of very stupid people support him. I still can’t believe the Mets signed Tim Tebow.

Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

Technology is incredible these days. I didn’t think it was possible to mic up Art Briles’ conscience.

if the Daily Show has taught me anything it’s that replacing a middle-aged man with someone named Trevor is going to be a disaster.

Agreed. I rank that statement as the second worst issue with this situation:

Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

This continues to be an awful story, and there’s no opportunity for a sandwich themed pun thread here, so here’s a gif of Rip Taylor instead:

And yet the largest eggs in the stadium will still be laid on the field.

“A new job and I’m still dealing with these assholes?”

Up until about, oh, ninety seconds ago I was a firm opponent of the death penalty.