What’s most impressive is that Thomas can lose at Connect Four while simultaneously blowing The Game of Life.

BREAKING: Stapp infection outbreak in Washington locker room.

I see what you did there, Kirk, using the passive voice so as not to implicate the guilty party.

Serves him right. His poor belt has been supporting two extra people for years.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Drew

RedRim

He also has a habit of telling people “Not in my house”, yet he lets a LOT of people in his house. The dude is shady.

I believe Gandhi said it best, “All it takes for evil to prevail is for good men to not ask, ‘Who wants to sex Mutombo?’.”

Mein Drumpf

Well, they no longer have Salmon.

In the initial draft of this post, I contemplated calling him Mike Meowt but realized that was just too stupid.

Either that or he heard Carlos Martinez was asking where he could find a nice pussy after the game.

I get that they just lost someone, but it’s still disrespectful for them to dress that silly for the funeral.

The ‘00s were a tremendous frosted-tipped dumpster fire.

This...this is a pretty hot take.

It took DeMar DeRozan 12 clicks of the play button to finally get the video to work.

*couldn’t care less

Did they also pass legislation requiring DeMar and Kyle to practice shooting during both anthems? It can’t hurt.

To be fair, that is pretty insulting by Dwyane Wade to go into the capital of Canada and refuse to acknowledge the anthem like that.