Al Horford added that his team “wouldn’t do anything like that,”

you read Deadspin and are statistically most likely to be an irritable dad with a law degree

Prince: Jeez, take a pill.

Well that clears up the Controversy.

On the whole, karmic balance was achieved through roughly equal amounts of slapstick.

Jim Tomsula’s sister-wife seems nice.

Please God, make sure those pauses aren’t pregnant.

[Crosses fingers]

Chin up, St. Louis. At least your football team will go undefeated this season.

Some of the most racist things that I’ve ever heard come out of people that are on the air at ESPN

*Employed

He is still a fancy dog. Just a bad dog. A very bad dog, who doesn’t get to play with the ball.

“Honestly, I thought it was foul, but once I grabbed it I knew it right away. Nobody wants to be that guy. I leaned down to my fiancée and just said, ‘Honey, I love you, and I’m sorry but we’re getting kicked out now.’”

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Worst First Quarter, ranked

Make America 8-8 again

7-11 and 9-11 are two very different issues involving Saudis overstaying their visas.

Poor Ram fan.