Told his players to stay the fuck out of the corners for one.

“I’m so glad I recorded this.”

both players gave similar statements to the police, so no charges will be filed. Pratt, who called the shooting “an honest mistake”

Dwight Howard Scouting Report

Report: Kobe Bryant Like “Person”

The Yankees outlawed this drill when the nets weren’t high enough to keep Johnny Damon from scuffing the drywall

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

One thing is certain: among 51-year-old hitters, Bonds is clearly the cream of the crop.

I’m pretty sure Hernandez was the one making threats, not receiving them.

“No talking about the Wizards. Don’t do it! I’m watching your ass.”

It seems like the Patriots have had a veritable murderer’s row at TE over the last couple of years.

“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.

Well, it is a video of a White person playing basketball

I’m writing this just in case Kinja didn’t notify you when I unfollowed you.

Austin. Shitty. Limits.

One of these days I’ll be a 13-seed.

One of my friend’s kids was there. He made it onto Instagram:

Then he praised Missouri’s baseball teams, but I did not speak because ugh, you just don’t want to get their fans started about “grit” and playing “the right way”.