I want my basketball teams to end their wins the same way I’ll end my life - dribbling until the clock runs out.

Whew. At least he didn’t have a hole in one.

He’s referring to Seth not standing for the national anthem.

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

So they gave him something and now want it back. According to Snyder, the derogatory term for this type of behavior is actually a tribute to Native Americans.

It’s the centuries old Birdshido code.

Barry - “Hello, I’d like to make a reservation for one under Barry.”

Area medical professionals have reported a spike in cases of foot and mouth disease.

The good news is that Rob’s gut arrived 10 minutes before anyone else.

/reads article

Dude makes Laettner seem like a fun and cool guy.

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

If Miller’s teams keep losing to unranked opponents, the only thing that’s going to hit a fan is shit.

Talking shit about analytics in basketball is no big deal, but talking shit about analytics in baseball means all out WAR.

(“The 95-96 Bulls didn’t use analytics” my ass.

How else did Jordan know how many points to shave?)

Meanwhile, John Farrell keeps referring to Pablo Sandoval as ‘Rolls’.

Sandoval doesn’t having an eating disorder, per se. He just thinks he looks like shit in a bathing suit.

Ordering everything on the menu is not an eating disorder, smdh.

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?