I do, if it was my daughter being harassed by that human thumb of a man. Wonder if the money makes you less prone to rage if it’s your mom, daughter, wife, sister?

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

Goddamn psych majors.

This team and the NBA as a whole really lack self awareness.

Fittingly, the jersey also displays the two maneuvers Aaron Gordon apparently needed to perform in order to win tonight.

Rusty Kuntz Jr.

What distance could a football be punted by you?

More importantly, what kind of botched gene-splicing technology gave that ram dicks for horns?

human beings aren’t capable of perceiving and then physically reacting to something within a tenth of a second.

This thing is not ok

Rabbits have 5 toes on their front paws and 4 toes on their back paws. Looks like a falsified document.

Paul, pierced.

If I ever need to know how to get a mouse out of a vacuum cleaner, Jim Tomsula would be the first person I’d call.

CLEARLY HE WAS INSPIRED BY CAM NEWTON QUITTING IN SANTA CLARA BEFORE THE JOB WAS DONE!!!1!!

Mine started out poorly, fumbled the ball a lot, and then threw up in my shoes after the game. I named him lil' Cam.

I haven’t heard the term “Latin piece of shit” since the Robert Christgau review of this album:

You have a supervisor for racism in your office?