This is terrible Kinja.

All Guy Bathtime

Fuck this guy, and fuck Obama. I still stand with Israel! #CruzTallywacker2016

I don’t even want to know what Papa John is doing to his bowel. Oh, and then there’s the pizza.

Tears of rage as he remembered that other people would be enshrined with him on that day, and that the 8th grade coach who relegated him to B-team somehow escaped the car bomb explosion.

I have 2 questions:

With Romanowski I can’t tell where the asshole personality ends and the CTE begins.

It’s not for him, it’s for his proctologist.

First time that “never forget” has actually been a helpful reminder because I totally forgot about that time the twin towers had an atomic bomb explode underneath them

I’m pretty sure that’s just his instruction to the artist.

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

“Are you sure I couldn’t bet something else instead?”

I just think it is cool that Elijah Wood has found some work after Lord Of The Rings.

someone should have informed Mr. and Mrs. Cake of their reproductive options.

“Epic comeback starts right here...”

Manning’s college career gave them rest of his team good training for that.

Peyton Manning: I’ll take “Football Excuses” for 200.