Walker goes on to say that he made Phil Jackson stop the bus, at which point he invited Kobe to step outside with him.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

I hope Kobe scores 40 in this game. On 113 shots.

This storm should meet my good friend, Florida.

“It only takes a small tweak to rid the game of intentional fouling”

This is the post-Jerry Dome NFL, a league in which everything needs to be as big and gaudy and expensive and insane as possible, common sense be damned.

H/t to Josh

Like I'm going to listen to the opinion of someone who goes to the airport to watch a movie.

OCCUPY HERBSTREIT !

I was really touched by the pain and grief on that child’s face right before he hits his brother in the balls.

HEY! LAY OFF ROVELL, DAMN IT!

“We weren’t hiring a line cook here – we were hiring a head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles...”

I’ve never seen a Deadspin post that consisted solely of an embedded tweet.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

He is afraid of death and I am afraid of life.

15. Vontaze Burfict

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

I don’t know why you didn’t just use a full length portrait and eliminate the uncertainty.

Only slightly more predictably, he will also be their stopper.