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Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

This is all the proof you really need.

If you put a gun to my head I would be forced to admit that Marvin Harrison is the best receiver that I ever saw play and perhaps the greatest football player of all time.

The bigger joke is “productition.”

The evidence suggests that some tackling occurred, but as of right now it can’t be confirmed.

Not surprisingly, Urban Meyer believes that small stickers are fair compensation for team or individual accomplishments.

Nodding intensifies

Football related question: Hey kid, is it harder to learn the OU playbook or punch a woman in the face?

Now I just really want to know what Miko’s parents taught her about the bees.

My God...this Kinja.....

The Patriots were just making sure they got the ball at the start of double overtime.

Unfortunately for Manning, the only area the HGH seems to have worked is on his forehead.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Good for Philip Rivers. This is the first year he’s chosen to be paid in actual U.S. currency instead of sacramental wine and bread.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

It’s not really a big deal that 1500 people stayed after the game. They had to wait for their dad to shower, meet with the media and impregnate his wife before they could go home.

Drew Magary Status:

That guy wearing an Ernie Conwell jersey holding a #RamsFansMatter sign is why Donald Trump will be our next president.