well they already have two

Who knew FIFA ran Euroleague.

“All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason, except for this air ball.”

You should hear the Boston pronunciation.

I’m just kidding. I...I don’t have a job.

I refuse to get Netflix until they start streaming The Paul Reiser Show.

He’s more like a stormtrooper, missing all those shots.

[plays video]

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

White Dude: Damn, that’s cold.

That TMZ report has no credibility. It refers to him as “NBA great Steve Francis.”

That also explains Kobe’s appearance at the game.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

Andre Drummond is what DeAndre Jordan would be if DeAndre Jordan wasn’t a useless fucking shithead.

He’s no Ryan Fitzpatrick, although he certainly looks like one.

I don’t get it. Why did every country get slandered except for Wales?

Great suggested rule fix, Kevin. It’s only got one catch.

He's no Air Bud but I'd take him over Austin Rivers any day.

The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?