He’s still only the second-most problematic Temple fan.

“Which is true? The thing we saw, or the granular, artificially enhanced, retroactive display of what actually happened? And in a football game, what defines what’s true, if not the the necessarily limited and subjective knowledge of the officials who are specifically awarded the power to interpret observed actions…

Some of Greg’s other favorite things:

Finally! An offensive move by Roy Hibbert!

They are a military branch, not a whaling company.

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

...felony second-degree assault for allegedly attempting to strangle his girlfriend, while seven simple assault charges relate to allegedly pushing, choking, grabbing, punching, and slapping her.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!

DeMarcus Cousins and two other people.

I don’t know if I’d win, but I’d have great acceleration and bad top speed.

Pete Carroll was interested until he learned it wasn’t false flag football.

Uncle: I can’t believe he said that.

One thing is certain, it sure as hell wasn’t Phil Mickelson.

Nicole was subsequently dumped because Lacob finally found the trophy-wife he had been looking for.

First Annie, now this. Of course there’s a black Rambo in 2015.

“he’s only halfway there!”