Head coach Pete Carroll said that Lockette will miss the rest of this season, but that he doesn’t know if the injury is career ending.

Why doesn’t he just drink recovery water instead?

Am I the only one who thinks it’s odd that the Patriots seem to be the only team in these stories that know the rules? Shouldn’t the other teams know who is responsible for maintaining the refs’ batteries seeing as they host at least 8 home games a year? Anyway, nice click bait.

Franz Ferdinand has seen worse Black Hands.

I guess I can’t blame someone for failing to taste the difference between shit coffee and shit coffee.

I support their decision. I just think there were better ways Fox could have prevented the story from getting out than not even airing the game.

If William Gay and DeAngelo Williams really loved their mothers, they would’ve appeared in Chunky Soup commercials with them.

What, you couldn’t go with the bigger picture?

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

With the guy in the Taylor jersey even going as far as motor boating the woman in front of everyone with her clothes on of course.

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

He’s got a long way to go to catch up to Sam Hurd, who was working a second job despite playing wide receiver during his NFL career.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

Their fan has to be livid.

EMCC are not acting like a bunch of Einsteins.

But I literally would sleep with a girl and then cry about it afterward. I’m like, ‘What am I doing? I don’t know what I’m doing.’”

Jim Abbot: [light bulb appears above head]

Let’s watch it again!