Sharp came under suspicion a month ago when he began telling people he “went to Jared.”

Let me say this about Jason Whitlock; when he aimlessly putzed around Bristol, he aimlessly putzed AROUND Bristol.

Reminded me of this from ESPN Page 2’s 2002-2003 slogans for every NBA team:

I never would have thought that Bobby would be the least impulsive one in this family.

What’s his 40 time?

“You like Dragons, yes? Good, because I am going to be draggin’ my balls all over this country’s chin in the White House.”

Come on, Tom. You won’t find a better watchdog.

This whole thing is a bit too underhanded for my liking.

Is it just me, or is there just something about him that makes you want to see him fail? And even with that sentiment, #1 yesterday was HARD to watch. I really, genuinely thought I was looking at a recording of myself.

“Well, Rex, I just didn’t appreciate Geno’s lack of leadership, so I broke his jaw in two places. That said, I’m really looking forward to working with E.J. Manuel, who seems like an excellent leader.”

rather than his role in one of the NFL’s biggest embarrassments

Even Zlatan is impressed. But only mildly.

Every NFL fight sucks but this one:

I’m not crying you’re crying.

It’s safe to assume this never would’ve happened with a player from Anglo State.

Go get it. You’re worth it. You’re worth it. There’s value in every human being. Get the help. You don’t have to walk alone. Find it.

You’re completely underplaying the fact that Goodell, of all people, would make you orgasm. No one wants that. No. One.

I will give that bloated priest of cash all of my money and some of the money I don’t even have just as long as I can watch his armored acrobats push the ball into the success area on Sundays and Saturdays? and Thursdays and definitely on Mondays.