Well, you just named two of my top five albums so I am going to have to agree with you on this one.

I will politely throw Dolly Parton - Jolene into the ring.

Yeah, he probably came out looking the worst from the hearing. He doesn’t really show any ability to think on his feet; he gets led down a path by the NFLPA lawyer multiple times, and when the NFLPA lawyer draws the natural conclusion from that path, Vincent just goes “uhh, no, it wasn’t like that.”

I would like to propose a new rule that whenever anyone from the NFL front office utters the phrase “integrity of the game” it be accompanied by a slide whistle sound effect with a requisite pause for laughter from the audience.

I’ve read the appeal cover to cover. Brady is of course a slick, dynamic protagonist, who’s resourceful and practical in a pinch, but I can’t help but think that he’s a little shallow. I mean, when I broke up with my girlfriend Sally this summer I didn’t throw my phone away or anything, I just deleted her contact.

Alright, so it’s a white guy in an Eagles jersey wearing giant cargo shorts from 1998 and sneakers with high socks. That narrows it down to about 90% of the male population in South Philly.

I’m pretty sure his legs looked gross before this infection.

Nic Pizzolatto is a real magic maker. You’ll see, seven days from now, when he disappears for good.

Norwegian wood.

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

MI2 was laughably bad. But the last two have been excellent.

Nah, that was Matt Millen.

“There are red flags in the NFL?”

“[N]o one can be above the type of situation we saw on Monday at the Philadelphia airport.”

(1) I am, nominally, a Patriots fan.

THERE WAS A SECOND DORITO DINK!

Here’s the ridiculous thing: they had the cellphones of the two guys they (the league) were accusing of tampering the balls pursuant to this “scheme”.

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

You’re right. National outlets should totally be following the lead of the local press and blowing teams at the expense of honest discussion.

Have a feeling this is what its going to feel like when I have to cheer for the Niners next season.