His company, MGTEN, so named for his initials and his jersey number from his playing days...

Moreover, as a nonessential employee, Blake Bortles will also not be available for tomorrow’s game.

If Pita can grab a medal, he will surely go down as a national gyro.

Seems like a worthy sequel to the debate over the difference between “shithole” and “shithouse.”

This is the first time in a while that famous men have been disappointed not to find themselves in hot water.

“I’ve been seeing the all-seeing eye for about six months now.”

A dark saga for the sport, but it’s good to see the Japanese Canoe Federation issuing a stern rebuke.

In his defense, I’m sure ESPN would hurl some gotcha questions at him, like “Which team do you want to win?” and “What sport is this?”

Damn, to the Mavs that must’ve felt like a punch to one of their four little stomachs.

“And you’ll see riiiight... here is the moment they hit Harambe.”

he would inherit a young quarterback in Derek Carr whom he feels strongly about

Carmelo should’ve taken this more seriously. He’s acting as if this mindfulness exercise was as inconsequential as, say, a lottery pick’s workout.

I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.

This is a despicable crime. Unless it’s the Mad Pooper, in which case, hats off for the growth you’ve shown.

Boddy tweeted that “Tim will throw for teams at a showcase in the near future.”

I’d watch MAGA football, but only if Colin Kaepernick signed with a team.

That made such little sense that Gronk understood it.

I saw Heath Evans on the NFL Network for the first time recently discussing Odell Beckham’s Instagram post showing Tom Brady tantrums. Took me about 15 seconds to guess that he was a sexual harasser and phony Christian. And I’m not particularly quick.

John Fox then proceeded to challenge the field goal, arguing that it was, in fact, a 49ers touchdown.

I am intrigued by this new take on seven seconds or less, where they spend seven seconds or less defending in every game.