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“She’s not going to intimidate me and make me back down from intimidating her so she’ll back down.”

They’re the Roy Moore of college basketball: Everyone knows they’re going to win, but only the most twisted among us are happy about it.

Fantastic. +1

Hey, I’m all for anything that sends Trump to Jupiter!!!

Look, Trump vs. Ball would’ve made for a fine Celebrity Deathmatch episode, but it’s a bit less entertaining as a verbal feud involving the president.

The incident reportedly began when Winston indicated that he felt the victim was acting crabby.

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just your standard 21 dong salute.

Judging from that first tweet, there’s about an 85% chance the person running the Nuggets’ Twitter had just finished smoking a huge bowl while watching a nature documentary.

So... you’re saying I should go with Digiorno next time?

This is precisely why they need to have other people play video games for UNC athletes.

I just hope this doesn’t eventually end up with a messy conscious uncoupling between Fultz and the Sixers.

I look forward to reading From Butt Fumble to What?! Fumble?!: An Oral History of the Jets.

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

The Giants sure look like McAdoo-doo.

I get that they’re excited they can shoot more threes now that Phil Jackson is gone, but let’s be reasonable, folks.

The things that people have the inclination and bandwidth to bitch about will never cease to amaze me.

I’m just floored and saddened that someone at a Redskins game would use a racial slur.

I’m glad to see someone in the tennis world finally making a statement against the heretical teachings of Pope Francis.

Yikes. Trump is... not gonna be happy about this one.