$250 is nothing to scoff at. Do you know how many orders of Culver’s cheese curds this guy had to forego to afford that?

Kudos to the reporter for getting the word “smear” in there. Just top-notch reporting.

Gregg Popovich seems like the type of guy who, just for the fun of it, would keep Kawhi out due to a temporary bout of boneitis if this passes.

I suspect it’s the same people who unfurled the “Racism is as American as Apple Pie” banner on the set of the Paula Deen show.

I’m not sure, but given that I consider staying upright on a treadmill to be a challenging obstacle course, the outlook is not promising.

The 49ers are incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful punter.

The commissioner’s office released the following statement: “If there’s a more impartial way to decide these things than with a Magic 8 Ball, then I’d love it if the judge would share.”

I mean anything to get Skip Bayless to share his opinion on fewer topics, right?

The Patriots are lucky this doesn’t happen during their games, Tom Brady would completely lose focus.

Well if you’re telling me it was a “well-staged” plan, I don’t think Jason Kidd could’ve been involved.

Holy shit, that’s incredible. James Jones was still on the Cavs last year?

I don’t see the issue here. There’s truly no better QB at backing up than Dan Orlovsky.

“Cain thanked the sun for gifting him a walk-off hit during his postgame interview”

Seems like he’s just setting himself up for a run at the presidency.

Like Romo, he was hoping to get some sympathy from the bench.

Holy shit, I read the quote somewhere else without context and thought it was satire.

This doesn’t even crack the top 100 this year for inappropriate things tweeted by a crazy rich guy in the middle of the night.

He seems destined for Triple-A.

You’re right, he clearly lost because he wasn’t Russian enough.

This is an excellent, important point.