With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

It’s a Disney network. There are just certain boundaries that you can’t even tiptoe along.

Donald Trump: So full of shit, he makes the NFL look like a credible organization.

I kind of feel for the guy. These Olympics make me want to throw up, too.

“Tell me how Trump’s a racist.”

“Hammerheads manager Randy Ready”

“The NBA last season was, functionally, a three-team race.”

I would contend that all testicle injuries are horrific.

Well, now we know that Schiano didn't give a fuck about people's balls actually well before he coached the Bucs.

*reads updated rule*

This is such a cop-out. He is clearly just doing this to avoid getting punched in the balls by Draymond in next year’s playoffs.

Wow, Cueto really threw us a curveball, which is something I don’t think I’ve ever seen before.

“They don’t look like Indians to me.”

Makes sense. They are, in fact, literally speaking only for themselves.

At least their attendance will be about on par with the Carolina Hurricanes’.

I’m surprised this never happened during Adrian Peterson’s child abuse case.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Every child, teenager, and adult needs to hear this on a daily basis. Them, and Donald Trump.

This must be especially crazy for Johnson right now. I can’t imagine dealing with something as wild as that, particularly while high.

All I care about is how far he can punt a football.