“but he doubled over and fell on the ground after a few seconds”

They misunderstood. Being the Kings and all, they simply did not know what time it was.

If he doesn't cause an international incident, I'm going to be very, very disappointed.

“Show off.”

They wouldn’t have hit a beverage like that back in the day. He just doesn’t know how to play the game the right way.

It’s like calculating points per 100 possessions, a very popular go-to stat in NBA circles. Why is that more important than points per 48 minutes, which is the actual time in which an NBA game is played?

Mine eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord... *weeps*

Well, they do say his fifth middle name is “Flip-flop.”

Salami celebrations are also how Pablo Sandoval celebrates home runs.

funded this time by a body with an interest in science rather than propaganda: the taxpaying public.

In the year 2184, when Tom Brady’s head is thawed from cryostasis to testify against Robo-Goodell in Moon Court

I understand why they were parched. I’d be sweating too if I spent the whole morning avoiding Darren Rovell.

At Least Skip Bayless Thinks I’m Good?

According to Charania, someone in the organization recently fell for a phishing scam

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

There is a lot of other interesting stuff in the complaint, like Walters allegedly using “Dallas Cowboys” as the code name for Dean Foods ...

Weird. I thought that lightning made the karts smaller, not bigger.

Meanwhile, the Raptors murder the sport of basketball.

Dikembe also said the “Who wants to sex Mutombo?” legend wasn’t true. We can’t believe a word this guy says.

Fuck, man. I really thought he’d back Hillary.