This guy must love living in Colorado.

It’s a cat. He was probably just after some Trout.

“I swear to God, I’ll fucking take the dog food and shove it down your fucking throat.”

Q.E.D.

Maybe he’s Scott Foster’s brother and just likes to mess shit up?

How about we extend this series, end the Raptors-Heat series, and just call it even?

Not 5 hours, and I’d say Tom’s theory of the death of the hot take has been debunked.

Jason Whitlock will ensure the continued existence of both hot takes and hot cakes.

“They see sports through very different lenses and they don’t always agree. We hope to show to viewers that even when two people disagree, they can both be terribly, terribly wrong.”

There is some abysmal basketball going on in this series. Primarily, though not exclusively, from DDR.

Thank you for your hoped immediate attention to this urgent matter.

This is just like the USWNT/MNT pay dispute, except in that case the pre-determined losers get paid more.

After this episode transpired, Bo Ryan finally joined Snapchat and asked for the “fine young lady from Starbucks” to meet him in the Kohl Center locker room.

He was always opposed to Facebook Live. To him, nothing compares 2 YouTube.

+Yakety Six

This has me begging for a copy of Humans of Jacksonville.

I guess it’s better than how another well-known Brown draft pick celebrates.

Right before the hiring, his father Bill’s Twitter was hacked, showing a video of him smoking out of a gas mask.

At least we know Tunsil’s Dolphins teammates won’t pick on him for all this.

I’d say Donald should stick to politics, but that’s about the last thing I want.