They do this a lot in Philly, too, but there they just call it the 2nd quarter.

We all lose our tempers from time to time. She’s still A10 to me.

There is something so simple, yet beautiful, about Fraschilla’s call being nothing but, “HIELD! HIELD! HIELD! *pause* HIELD! *longer pause* HIELD!”

I mean, he’s probably right. What other explanation do you have for the reports that Kaepernick would rather play for the Browns?

Paul: Hey Kevin, do you prefer The Durantula or KD?

Oh, how the mighty have fallen — from Money Manziel to Dead Money Manziel.

Chris Christie said the same thing in his exit speech.

Damn. I was figuring the quote would come from the scene where he shows LBJ his butt.

Fuck. Just, fuck. God dammit. This guy captures brilliantly why Trump is the likely Republican nominee.

One people skill that they are apparently pretty bad at: driving.

I’d let it go at this point, there’s really no need to badger him.

Red Sox players do something similar, except instead of exercise balls, they use Pablo Sandoval.

This is a bad Bear.

Instead of showing his players a porno, maybe he should’ve had them be in one. It seems to have worked for Leicester City.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

“Listen, he hasn’t elaborated, like, on two sentences for a policy.”

‘Tis better to have thought you won and lost than to have never thought you won at all.

Catching passes from my little brother on the pyramids.

They are similar in that they are both members of the prestigious 47-38-88 club. So I see what he’s getting at.

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