Bird law in that country is not governed by reason.

Let’s watch some goddamn 40-yard dashes

Harden did get McHale fired, if not by specific request then by being out of shape

but the ol’ gunslinger Brett Favre has huge hands

Even if they stand up, Yankees fans clearly won’t be able to applaud. Their hands will be full, what with their lorgnettes and walking sticks to hold onto.

Cats: even when they’re chill, they cause you to be unsettled.

“You’re doing it wrong — we don’t even have to go through all that trouble of hiding revenue from players.”

...he lays down a majority of the time .

Are we absolutely certain Papelbon isn’t related to Curt Schilling?

But what if ace is low? WAKE UP AMERICA, THE FIX IS IN!

He sure puts the “anonymous” in Alcoholics Anonymous.

The Yankees would much rather have those unwanted seats remain empty, so as to prevent the rich folk from having to mix with dirty poors.

I enjoyed their other ad where Tim Duncan test drives a durable, reliable 2010 Ford Taurus.

According to a university spokesperson, Johnson has been suspended from football activities.

Risky move by Tarasov. If he gets suspended, it will leave his team in Tatars.

I didn’t know Mike Carey became a hockey announcer!

He sure earned it. Think about how exhausting it must be for him to handle the many responsibilities and powers that he randomly decided he had.

Even if you’d accept their genitals in your face for $300k, I think you’d still appreciate being given a choice in the matter.

Given that it’s the Skins, I anticipate they’ll let Cousins walk and sign Peyton Manning to a 5-year deal.

“I demand a recount.”