“He’s asking if Laurent Blanc sucks Zlatan.” Aurier replies something that translates to, “He’s taking his whole balls bro.”

So did this guy.

That missed call was some jiggery-pokery by the refs. Pure applesauce.

I just think it was great that he paid homage to Kobe by shooting 35%.

“I promise I will do everything I can to help figure out a solution before the clock runs out.”

I haven’t seen a James Webb get screwed out of valuable time this much since the first Democratic debate.

This brings logic’s record against the NCAA to 1-3,823.

Et tu, Moute?

Coach Tomsula: Does anyone know how to get a mouse out of a vacuum cleaner motor? Just curious.

Little Timmy and the Shebangs

Carson won Schilling over right when he started talking about some sort of grain storage pyramid scheme.

He stated to me, “I’ll slap you in the face with money you fucking Cuban.”

This upsets Colin Cowherd greatly, but only because he doesn’t understand the term “minority owners.”

Now here’s Chris Chase’s take on Cam:

How do we know it wasn’t the Skechers Shape-Ups?

What a Downer.

What an idiot. If he didn’t want to forget, why did he put it on his back?

Chelgren was less upset about the exact jokes in the performance than the fact that they weren’t corny enough.

I expect we’ll hear an apology from him tomorrow. It’ll be Tuesdays with sorry.

“The closest I was with was probably [Tom] Brady [and] whom I love to death...”