...there was blood spatter on the wall along with several “stab marks” on the wall. Seems cops are convinced the stabbing took place inside the apartment.

Harvilla said he’d DDT it if it jumped out at him like that.

Impressive, I always struggle to play ping-pong using a penishold grip.

To celebrate, that evening Ludivine threw back a couple Frosty Paws and licked himself profusely.

I know what the picture on the left is, but what the hell is the thing on the right?

They really got to the next free throw shooter, too, when they all simultaneously ate the placenta.

Dwight Howard, Deandre Jordan, Hassan Whiteside, Ian Mahinmi, and Rajon Rondo have all been targeted.

“...the owners were charmed by the sheer audacity of Kroenke’s proposal, but were hesitant to stab... and Raiders owner Mark Davis in the gut .”

Austin Rivers just missed the cut in 16th place, though it’s mainly because he keeps spilling SpaghettiOs on himself and needing replacements.

I don’t think they needed to clarify. That handle has make it pretty clear he’s a little too forward.

“Every single college football player,” he said. “You know what they’d love for their compensation to be? Just give ‘em a free game. That’s the compensation that they would take.”

This is like watching The One starring Jet Li. Only significantly better.

Andy Reid also banned hoverboards last week, saying he felt they caused his team to move too quickly for his taste.

What a shame, it matches his outfit so nicely.

Goodell: I think this is going to be one of the great complexes in the world, perhaps even rivaling my God complex.

3. Tom Brady snapped at him when he tried to pull Brady’s face out of a bag of dog treats he left lying around.

He just edged out Sam Cassell.

I’m not too surprised Winona stole this one away.

I’m just relieved he didn’t blame Janay Rice.

“`It’s said only 29.2% of Hall of Fame voters are Schilling supporters. In 1940, only 7% of Germans were Nazis. How’d that go?’ Vote Schilling.”