Somewhere, Bobby Valentine is smiling.

Man, I’m sure Carly Fiorina is... something right now.

A video of Manziel drinking a _____ and rapping to ____ surfaced on the social media app _____.

From what I’ve seen, I think he’s learned his lesson. Namely, that if you’re really, really good at an incredibly popular sport, you can probably get away with shit like this.

Well at least there’s one successful net this year.

I’m no prude, but those emojis are a little too graphic for my taste.

In his defense, his success rate among non-Ryan’s is pretty good.

But I don’t think I could ever pull off the greatest practical joke ever, which was The Big Bang Theory which created this mess.

Is there any way we can gather all these people in the same room? I have some follow up questions.

Coleman indicated that he decided to contact trainers once he realized he was seeing rub-a-dub-double.

My prior was that this guy would be a good announcer. After watching this game, my posterior suggests maybe not.

Kentucky losing was probably the best. Duke winning was probably the worst.

I respectfully submit the album Divers by Joanna Newsom to the committee for consideration.

Earholing Norman should have been the last straw, for both Tom Coughlin — Beckham was actively hurting the Giants at that point...

It’s not right-wing thuggery if J.J. Watt wears a Bernie Sanders shirt to practice and then someone asks him if he’s a socialist.

Good God, it’s like watching a Clippers game.

I’m really pleased this happened against the team that fucked OKC into giving him a max contract.

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This is not only the worst take of the year, but of this still young century.

How did you get access to my parents’ DVR?