This man is making about $13.5 million more than Steph Curry this year.

It’s alright, he doesn’t need validation from some silly fan poll. His mind will be at ease, given that he can sail the seven seas and all.

Ben needs to be careful and make sure he protects his gray matter. He also should take care of his brain.

On the bright side, the Browns will get a higher pick that they can blow on some underachieving asshole.

The guy is not from this world.

Reporters saw Gronkowski in the locker room, bending down and lifting luggage

As a Pats fan, I say to everyone relax, it’ll all be ok. I mean, we still have the same record as the Panthers!

I know he’s not a cat, but Lil’ Rufio is the greatest of all athlete pets: http://deadspin.com/joseph-fauria-…

Reporter: Do you have any defense for your involvement in these incidents?

Well, what better way to discuss Les Miles than by saying something that makes absolutely no sense.

He should not have didgeridone that.

This guy is certainly in the running.

Hindsight is 20/20. Though this is one of those cases where foresight was 20/15.

I think the Colts would probably be the best fit for Peyton, given the bevy of pain killers they can offer him.

I can’t find the Vegas odds for the Warriors beating 72-10, but I’m pretty sure I want to take that bet.

“@oskargarcia Player suspended for: domestic-violence or domestic violence? Asking 4 friend”

There is no deeper disappointment than clicking on “GOLF TEE BUTT STUNT” and finding zero videos related to Tiger Woods.

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That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

What a shocker. Usually you have to wait until March for Georgetown to shit the bed.