If 3-on-3 basketball was an Olympic sport (which it absolutely should be), who would be on your team for the U.S.?

I’m colorblind and it hasn’t been a big deal. Just glad to get to watch the Jets kicking Buffalo’s asses!

I can safely say no one guessed that it was Mr. Green in the lobby area with his fist.

Can we get to the real point of interest: how much pizza did Goodell let everyone eat?

Great stuff. One more thing that makes it great — the casting for the show, from major to minor one-scene characters, is incredible. Both this season and last.

I hope Roger Goodell decides to just completely fuck with everyone by announcing a two year suspension for taunting a dog.

Heading was also the “soccer-specific” activity that caused the most concussions, followed by “defending,” “general playing,” and “goalkeeping.”

“He acted like he got in an 18-passenger car wreck.”

I’d like to believe we’ll see a poorly executed variant of this in the next Colts game.

All 31 victories by Blatt were impressive, but I really think her performance in United States v. Fart On My Nephew proves she is up for this job.

That’s nothing — after Phil Mickelson won the British Open, he fucked the Claret Jug. Well, not the Claret Jug, but a jug. Or, I guess not a jug, but some jugs.

Reporter: Percy, let’s get your opinion — do you think a hot dog is a sandwich?

I think I see the source of the confusion — it’s Ted Ginn’s targets-to-drop ratio that’s about 6-1.

I’m surprised they didn’t include the most offensive one of all: “Denny’s.”

Well at least now we know the mayor of London has some options after his term ends.

And you know things are bad when Raymond Felton is tearing you up

Perhaps this idiot on the field will soon be sacked, as well.

I’m not too surprised. It takes a lot of stones to curl.

I’d have to say bears.

Rand Paul in particular was excited to see Fed’s gold standard on display.