“They just said they deemed it intentional,” Papelbon said. “They didn’t give me any reason. I don’t know if they have to give me a reason or not. But perception is reality.”

Nobody respects the Super Bowl more than Raiders.

I say this with all due respect, but it’s called autumn you fucking savages.

I just don’t see how Ragnar wins this, he has no bargaining power anymore — Ryan Grigson will be available for the position soon enough.

Luke McCown would take over at quarterback, and be as capable as a McCown can be.

Sandoval, a professional baseball player, got tired while making a very common play.

Oh man, this gem just happened:

It’s a perfect little pressure cooker

I’m not too surprised — in recent years, wefuckedupitis has afflicted most Longhorn players.

Onlooker: Aww, look at that cheeky little bear!
Clayton Stoner: *takes out gun*

Michael Carter-Williams Threw A Perfect First Pitch If He Was Aiming For The Cameraman

I think this also happened to Rex Ryan when he was young — he learned from an early age how to get a shitty quarter back.

Yikes, looks like the rumors that Gisele and Tom are on the rocks are true. It’s gotten so bad that he wants her deported.

It’s particularly important that the Lakers blow this year since their 1st round pick that’s going to Philly is top-3 protected. As is, I think they may have the perfect non-chemistry and general incompetence to finish bottom 3, you don’t want to mess with that.

Fortunately, Terry Francona was nearby, so the guy was able to swiftly acquire the pain killers he needed.

Well that makes more sense. It’s significantly less fun, though.

The North Dakota North Dakota was an actual option? That three committee members placed first? Am I misreading this? If not, JF, KG, and DS are the real trolls and I applaud them.

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

And yet he still showed less questionable decision-making to light fireworks than did the Giants at the end of Sunday night’s game.

The man in the Rice jersey reportedly instigated the fight by approaching the Vikings fan and yelling, “Stickum up!”