“It was definitely the biggest hit of the season,” CC Sabathia said.

It’s a shame that after all those cool jobs, he’s hit rock bottom and become the 49ers coach.

It's really disheartening that there is enough demand to sustain large Skip Bayless profiles by major national newspapers every two years.

Gronk doesn’t canoodle, he CRUSHES BOX.

You know that feeling when you step into traffic without looking, only for your friend to pull you back right as a car speeds right past where you almost stood, wind blowing into your gratefully stunned face?

Question: Has Tom Coughlin ever not looked incredibly befuddled?

“I have met thousands of passionate loyal jet fans through the years who want to win a championship in the worst way.”

I put the blame for this loss squarely on Drake.

Well, at least we know now that not everything involving Vinci is a huge letdown.

He’s no Angel, that’s for sure.

Eagles fans can spend less time in the stands, and more time fighting people and throwing up in the parking lots

Retroactive edits by ESPN are less common than I suspected. Initially, I thought it was about 11 out of every 12 stories got one, but turns out it’s zero or one, depending on how you measure it.

Pierre-Paul: Can you believe it?! They’re trying to withhold six, count ‘em — *holds up both hands* — six paychecks!

It’s kind of lame, but not nearly as embarrassing as the “Three-Time Runner-Up” banner William Jennings Bryan hung in his living room.

It was impressive Anderson was able to come back and win after dropping a deuce.

I’m not susprised Sherman is happy this Labor Day. It’s gotta be much better than one of those last times he got a Monday off.

That is one poor bicycle kick.

“The video of Hayne’s highlights won’t play in this window because the NFL has no desire to enable embedding...”

Oh man I almost wish he had stayed suspended... That would’ve been absolutely incredible to watch.

“The fact that an NFL owner is suggesting the CBA maybe needs to be re-negotiated in a way that lessens the league’s power over players tells you all you need to know about what a shitty job Goodell has been doing.”