Fuck this company and the herb so hard. They’re not even going to let the writers do any kind of goodbye or even tell people that the site is shutting down.

i’ve been here since i was teenager. i’m sad to see y’all go. thank you to the staff and to the community.

Genuinely bummed out by the site closure. I’d like to express my gratitude to the Jezebel staffers for generally being good sports about my tomfoolery these past few years. I’ll confess to having some Tomato-style accounts here. Yes, I was Crystal Jewell, the 25-year old grad student from Iowa — along with some…

Fuck Jim Spanfeller and fuck Peter Thiel into the goddamn sun. 

Pajiba, Lainey, and the Mary Sue are all good.

That sucks. I’ve been commenting here for over a decade. It seems to be a sign of the times with various blogs though.

I’ll miss Jezebel. I’ve been on it since 2009.

Horrifying. Simply horrifying.

It was a good run. This sucks.

I’ll miss all of you. I’ve been commenting here for a decade, enjoyed many great writers, and met a lot of wonderfully kind and thoughtful people. Thanks, Jez. I’ll miss ya. The 500 days of Kristin will never die!

And I literally just got ungreyed here like a week ago. Damn.

Wow. That just hit me like a punch in the throat. Devastated for the staff, their families, and these who genuinely engaged with the site over the years. I’ve been commenting for about ten years now. Jezebel has been part of my daily online life for a decade. Ugh.

Came here after hearing about the shut down. Thanks for being one of my favorite sites for almost 10 years. Y’all deserved so much better

So the companies that thought they could replace the actors with AI found out how little power they actually have. This is a win for the actors and fuck you to the media companies.

As Paul Noth puts it:

The reason he doesn’t care (although he’ll appeal for sure) is because he’s not playing the legal game, he’s playing the political game and betting that once he wins the presidency again, he can make all of his problems go away. This is the reason why he’s whining about how this is a witch hunt right in the courtroom,…

How can Donnie Tiny Hands and his cadre of inept attorneys not realize that this isn’t about whether he’s guilty or not, this is about how much damage there’s going to be in terms of fines and other possible rulings? He can’t shut his fucking orange mouth for a couple of hours to try and minimize the penalties; here’s…

“A small credit I can give Trump: At least he talks his shit right to people’s faces.”

This says more about you and your capacity to be impressed by smoke and mirrors than it does about him. Superficially: He’s doing the “fuck around” part right in the middle of the “find out” part, sure. He also already has a clear…

I hear you, but what do you think it would be like under a second Trump term? That said, Biden better figure this shit out fast. 

There are some MAGA billionaires out there who might just step up and pay the whole $250M for him.