Nobody is pointing out that the other 7 are little bitches who were conned by Gaetz into fulfilling his wet dream of humiliating Kevin McCarthy on the national stage.

Any God who can be diminished by a joke wasn’t much of a God to start with.

This, despite Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) spending Tuesday night meticulously breaking down his every frankly stunning misstep leading to his removal on Instagram Live.

Imagine being upset your party isn’t supporting feminist causes enough, and as a consequence supporting a motion by Matt “Stat Rape” Gaetz. It’s the Bernie Bros voting for Trump: she doesn’t understand her own position.

This, despite Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) spending Tuesday night meticulously breaking down his every frankly stunning misstep leading to his removal on Instagram Live. For starters, Ocasio-Cortez noted that Congress was supposed to be on recess this week, only to be called back by McCarthy for no…

Then there is this. If Jim Jordan is elected Speaker, the Republicans will be led an accused sex abuser while their main presidential candidate is already a (civilly) convicted rapist.

Giving money to Israel=unquestionable. You're an antisemite if you disagree. But if you want to support Ukraine against being invaded by Russia you're a bad guy. Because homeless or something. Makes sense.

I mean, being 90 is kind of a significant health issue in and of itself.

“It’s really unfortunate that a woman who authored the Federal Assault Weapons Ban of 1994 will be remembered for aging so ungracefully out of government.”

{long slow fart sound}

In a year not a single person will care about the last few months of her time in the Senate; that less than a quarter of the words here are…

Oh, I think that’s absolutely right.

I dunno. This guy seems like a self-aware himbo and that shows a certain level of intelligence that genuinely dumb people don’t have. Dumb people often think they’re very smart.

Yeah I learned the hard way. After 4 years of a fun, loving, and omgzzzzzzz-sex-filled relationship with a delicious himbo, we were eating a dinner I made. I looked across the table and realized this guy didn’t ever have that light on behind his eyes.

Intellectually challenging, probably not. But it is without question one of the most competitive residencies, and Vanderbilt med school is one of the best in the country. So yes, his fiance must be top of the top to get it. Tell Paul Stanley and Billy Idol I apologize for calling her a rock star.

My extremely succesful friend once said to me, of her husband, “I have challenging conversations all day at work. I don’t want that at home.”

“My wife isn’t a member of the teachers union. But I’ve got to admit I’ve been sleeping with a teacher for 38 years and, um, full disclosure.”

Anyone not physically able to become pregnant has no right to an opinion on this matter, which is exactly where the majority of the trouble begins.

The cult is based around hating the same people. They love Trump because he annoys the people that his supporters hate. As long as he annoys the right people, his supporters will keep supporting him.

Over the next decade? Covid is still killing them in droves, especially in Florida, where DeSatan is actively discouraging them from getting the latest boosters.

It’s safe to say that Trump has been an example of why what should be unnecessary safeguards get implemented. The political equivalent of the guy who is why they put “not to be taken orally” on suppositories. Nobody really expected to have to deal with someone so willing to ignore all previous conventions.

The guy had EVERY conceivable head-start. He won his re-election by 20 points, had more legislative success in bringing fascism to his state, as Florida didn’t have a divided government at all, and had the national media pushing the, “He’s replacing Trump!!!!” narrative.