This Aly Raisman/Chris Evans + puppies tidbit has made my week. I don’t care if they actually date or not, in my mind it’s already happening. Also, their dogs are adorable.

I want to tweet him a gif of Letitia James tapping her watch, standing in front of a calendar. 

Admittedly, all I know about the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise is from reading Jez, but why can’t they film in the mansion in the middle of nowhere? Aren’t they at a La Quinta Inn?

My first thought was, “Of course he’s gay! He is married to a man!”

I really thought it was a reference to this video:

When I was single, any guy that said he was looking for a unicorn was a hard swipe left. Fuck those guys.

Aspirational these days for me is clean leggings (meaning not covered in dog hair) and a moderately neat ponytail. It’s winter, it’s COVID, and I’m ready to burrow in for the remainder of the year.

I think they’ll be divorced by 2022. Or 45 will be dead. Either way, I feel like she & Barron will be largely in seclusion until he’s an adult.

Feckless cunt. (Her, not you.)

Happy Belated and thank you for posting this glorious recipe! 

You don’t think 45 will try to sell her to a Russian oligarch to pay his debts?

I fully expect him to go to Mar-A-Lago and tweet angrily for the next several years as soon as the electoral college meets and votes.

I fully expect Biden’s people to find human feces in multiple rooms on the carpet. 

Anyone who thinks it’s NBD probably hasn’t had to deal with pervasive discrimination based on how they look.

She’s a charisma vacuum. 45’s base seems to dig Guilfoyle/Jr’s brand of mumbling, coke-addled nonsense though. 

I just don’t have confidence that enough people will elect a woman, much less a woman of color, to the Presidency yet. I do think she’ll do excellent things as Vice President, however.

It’s clear to me that 45's base doesn’t want someone to speak intelligently or intelligibly to them. They just want someone who hates who they hate & makes them feel okay about being lazy, irredeemable filth.

I have a feeling she’ll be too centrist (KAMALA IS A COP!) for the progressives and too progressive for the centrists and “I can’t put my finger on it, but I just don’t like her” for millions of other scrunch-faced, blonde highlighted, inverted bobs, but I am more than willing to be wrong.

I told myself I’d be okay as long as MN (my home) went for Biden. We’ve got a decent governor and two decent senators (Klobuchar & Smith).

Copying the architecture of Versailles, where its occupants were beheaded, is a choice!