It looks like someone took a sharpie to his face while he was asleep.

I’d rather have a bitch in the White House than a rapist, racist, bigoted pervert.

I think Kim’s actually a Democrat (supports Planned Parenthood, voted for Hillary), but she likely voted for her husband this go-round.

If Brad Pitt wants to indulge in casual relationships and make excellent movies via Plan B Productions the rest of his life, I  support those life choices.

The pandemic is over because 45 had COVID-19 and didn’t die. I’m sure that’s their logic.

The most interesting part of this Dirtbag for me was learning that Sam Smith uses they/them pronouns.

From a friend on Instagram.

This same person told me he has now switched to using potatoes instead of beans in chili. What fuckery is that?

I don’t think there was anything Cuban about it. It was regular chili, with pepitas and raisins. Made not a damn lick of sense.

When I was in 7th-8th grade (early 90's) we had a new youth minister who insisted on showing our Lutheran confirmation class videos entitled “Hell’s Bells” about the evils of music stars like Whitney Houston. WHITNEY FREAKING HOUSTON!

Last year we had a potluck at work and a co-worker brought in chili with raisins and pepitas. I feel the same way about Drake’s mac ‘n’ cheese as I did about that co-worker’s chili: what the fuck was even happening there?

I did the same, and found out my ballot would be counted today. I usually proudly relish voting in person and am a little sad that I can’t this year. 

Yes! Good on you for being a poll worker! I get totally geeked out about voting and have a lot of respect for those that volunteer, especially during a pandemic!

In many states, you do not have to present a form of identification for voting (if you are already registered) as this is viewed as disenfranchisement. 

You don’t have to sign anything, except the voter sign-in when voting in person or the ballot envelope (that is then discarded) that holds your ballot if you’re voting absentee. You have a small voting carrel that you go in, so nobody knows who you are voting for.

The news this morning said 45 is catching up to Biden in polling. Don’t get complacent, folks! Vote!

If you are in line when the polls close, you are still guaranteed to be able to vote. But you must be in line, not one minute later.

Can the cage match be this?

I really, really, hate how this avaricious and corrupt family has permeated every single day of my existence for the last four years. I can’t wait until they’re so much background noise, like Alex Jones or Rush Limbaugh. 

The MyPillow guy! Sadly, he is based in Minnesota. I refused to sleep at my boyfriend’s house (he had received those pillows as a Christmas gift) until I could buy my own pillow to replace those stupid pillows.