Obligatory for Adele:

Waivers and non-disclosure agreements.

I have no problem believing he doesn’t want the Town Hall format. He can’t answer questions from real people.

To me, street harassment is akin to flashing. It’s about being a receptacle to men’s power.

Agreed. He’s always seemed like a smarmy schmuck. I never got how I was supposed to buy Kate Winslet was in love with him during Titanic. Or how he’s supposed to be a good actor. He’s always just been himself.

The entire premise of this show rewards unhealthy relationship behavior with ratings, i.e. incentive to keep behaving terribly.

Bees flew on their property? The hives weren’t there?

Don’t forget destroying a synagogue’s beehives because they were on their property! These people are assholes and they were speakers at the RNC.

He’s far too chicken shit for that. With any luck, Don Jr will take him hunting and mistake him for an endangered species!

If he loses, he’s going to be at Mar-A-Lago. He won’t attend the inauguration. He’ll tweet in all caps about how the attendance is piss-poor compared to his.

I don’t think of Leo as having any kind of crisis. He’s just perpetually in his mid-20's, when it comes to dating.

I think any state that isn’t safely ‘blue’ or ‘red’ gets special treatment. unfortunately, those always seem to be the ones not on the coasts.

I think she’s probably enjoying the fuck out of being left alone for two whole weeks, frankly.

You don’t think he could take all those states? I’m not confident he won’t take Wisconsin or Michigan. The upper midwest has been disappointing me mightily. (Source: WI & MI’s responsible mask-wearing cousin, MN.)

At first I thought they said Manny’s - which is a steakhouse I actually dolike. 

Listen, I really want them to test positive because they’re assclowns. Especially Hagedorn and Lewis. The fact that they weren’t close enough to 45 to get it means he doesn’t like them either.

Yeah, I don’t know how sane it is that his team was arguing against the plexiglass partition. That’s pretty stupid.

The next 3.5 months are going to be wild, but I doubt any in his administration (with the possible exception of Miller & his relatives) will stand by him if he loses. Those folks look for the quickest avenue to power, first and foremost.

Those false eyelashes are giving me the heebie-jeebies.

Somehow, without any real evidence, I am blaming JK Rowling.