Tom has been dead all along,

is the implication that black voters are homophobic? idk.

And yet people still stan Nathan Fillion, after he slammed the writers for Castle. In fact, ABC got him on another series immediately after Castle’s cancellation. In contrast, Stana Katic is on a show only shown on Amazon.

I dance while waiting for the vending machine to dispense whatever unwholesome food item I’ve selected. A few co-workers have busted me. Oh well!

This is where I started, in airplane bathrooms. Then it spread!

LOL most newer countertops are above my belly button, thus leaning forward to check my makeup, a zit, etc. results in wet underboob. 

I draw the line at toilets. I will wait for another stall to be free. Good on you, though!

As a short person, getting wet spots just below my boobs is the number one reason I wipe down the counter. 

I pick up public bathrooms. Especially airplane ones. I use my clean paper towel to wipe down the counter, then use the paper towel to pick up any paper towels on the floor, then push the paper towels down in the trash can so it’s not overflowing. I hate seeing messy public bathrooms. We should be perfectly capable of…

Unless you’re as morally bankrupt as they are, there’s no doubt you would be superior.

No.

Glass Balls Cunningham.

Why on earth would I be interested in being fair to this vapid bobblehead of a human?

I simply do not have the emotional energy left to deal with these feckless, stupid assholes and their weak chins.

Thanks for the juxtaposition of Edwards’ sentence vs. Jordan’s. What a fucking travesty.

In a primary race between a blatant racist and a child molester, which way will Alabama go?

the other stuff is harmful, but what the fuck is wrong with this? Billie’s isn’t specifically for shaving your nethers, and we can see lube ads on tv. Also...pillows? 

the top of the fridge is where the candy goes, ‘cuz I can’t reach it without a step-stool.

I don’t think you’re ‘going after a candidate’s kid’ so much as going after a candidate’s hypocrisy.

While I wholeheartedly embrace this love of Charlie’s Angels, I disagree on two very important points.