devonna
Devonna
devonna

I aspire to be as cool as Zendaya, but I’m twice her age and also a misanthrope so it’s a pipe dream. 

I went to Red Lobster for my birthday this year because my partner’s son will eat like, five, things (cheese, shrimp, noodles, cereal, chicken fingers). For that price point, I can get much better seafood nowadays (even in the Midwest), but there’s something disappointingly comforting about the predictability of Red

(I don’t really hate Biden, but I don’t like him much, either.)

The header image + blurb convinces me I need no further information about Aubrey O’Day. Publicly bootlicking (ew) a Trump flunky (idc if he’s a son) is even less respectable than being one.

Someone yesterday suggested going to local college or university’s soccer matches.  If it’s feasible, that could be an option.

Agreed. Definitely would all day long. 

I tend to think it’s not cultural appropriation bc it was a shoot for a Chinese publication & the shoot was staffed by Chinese people.

He’s probably media-starved, since AP is his main claim to fame (aside from being an asshole on Twitter).

This was out when I was 22 years old & loved Willow on Buffy. I was young enough to remember, clearly, going to Band Camp, and old enough to see it without parents.  What a great memory.

I haven’t lived in CA for 15 years, but I didn’t watch much tv in my 20s. So I could easily have missed them. 

Sigh.

In honor of H. Ross Perot’s death, please duplicate the effect of the 1992 Presidential election and split the Republican voters enough to guarantee a loss for 45.

That’s where my concern comes in - with the swelling marshmallows. Oh well - I’m an adult now, I’ll accept the delicious consequences of my choices!

what do you put the marshmallows on in the microwave?

I have made s’mores over a gas stove & they are inferior to s’mores from a bonfire. I’m fortunate enough to have a fire pit in my backyard...the main perk being 365 days of s’mores, should I so choose.

I guessed him because inappropriate seems a fairly bland criticism of someone who seems to have matured over the last few decades & they could’ve moved past it. I’m probably overthinking it.

I find Williams distasteful & this didn’t alter that opinion.

If you and I speculated it, it’s practically an internet truth. 

My guess is McConaughey & Failure to Launch