I can’t stand Nicki.

That’s a lot of blush. Like, a LOT.

I hope this follows her to the end of her career & that that career is effectively over November 27th. 

I used to work at Paramount in Los Angeles, so I did get to see at various times John Travolta, Ellen DeGeneres, Anne Heche, David Hyde Pierce, and Leeza Gibbons.

Maybe this is the real Megyn Kelly. Perhaps off-leash from FAUX and NBC, she can finally listen to Joy Division and unleash her monochromatic wardrobe all she wants.

Agreed! At the time (about 7 years ago) it seemed nutty. Now I think it's endearing. 

I remember when I thought my friend’s wife was odd for taking her placenta, burying it in her yard, and planting a tree on top of it. Good times, good times.

I’m twice the age (41) of his target demographic. My reaction to this interview:

The headline for the STRIB this morning was so, so satisfying. “DFL SWEEP!” Take that assholes!

I also enjoy this one:

Harron, you’re my new favorite person to cover celebrity related shit. I also received many personalized emails from prominent progressives reminding me to vote. They said, “Dear Devonna, today’s the day!” and everything!

This is the correct take.

WHY does he think we need to know this? I’m now ashamed that pre-teen me ever found Uncle Jesse cute.

Me, too!

Yeah...I am Minnesotan. I have a natural skepticism of anyone claiming anything in Iowa is superior.

This is amazing.

Are these the same people that invented ‘Beggars’ Night’ as a better alternative to Halloween? 

Where’s all the shitty country musicians with this one? Isn’t Toby Keith conservative?