Switch CandyCrush for “read Jezebel” and you have my enjoyment of mindless/pointless CBS dude shows on lock.

My favorite thing about this show (that I watched haphazardly in the beginning because...Johnny Galecki) is that Cuoco and Galecki dated for two years in real life, broke up, and were able to work together for a decade afterward. 

I think scheduling sexytimes may actually be really important in some LTRs. But maybe not on one’s honeymoon.

This is adorable and I really hope that his wife was laughing her ass off during this.

I prefer Baldbieb to Biebwin. I feel like one of them is going to end up bald at some point, anyway.

I would add Zach Braff to this list. Well done. 

I don’t have a problem with him seeking more money in child support, as I absolutely agree that child support should be a reflection of income.  But receiving $240K/year in child support doesn’t preclude him from learning fiscal responsibility or finding another line of work.

Re: Kevin Federline seeking more money for child support isn’t he a) going to be in a for a rude awakening once his kids grow up and b) he must be terrible at managing his money.

Father John Misty.

Mine is actually related to my flat arches, I think. They never did diagnose me, but piriformis stretches (google) and running to strengthen the muscles in my feet/ankles have helped me immensely. Good luck to you!

I used to think that weight was between a person and their doctor. Then I had sciatica about 10 years ago. My first neurology appointment the doctor shamed me for 45 minutes about how my weight was causing my sciatica. Fast forward 9 years and 50# lighter.... I still fucking have that sciatica and wish I could scream…

Same here. LaineyGossip and ONTD are blocked so then I have to go to my phone.

I follow Kelli Giddish just because her puppers looks a lot like mine and it’s freaking adorable.

Let’s hope it’s better than Spiderman 3 & GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra. I like them both as action stars, but they’ve been in some clunkers.

Oof...was that shade? Very well done.

I use my phone to surf when I’m not at work, so this doesn’t work for me. 

You and Bobby both making me click on links to get my celebrity gossip fix...I don't like it!

I’m in love with your writing.

Oh, goody! Unless the Vikings are in it this year (which....LOLOLOLOLOLOL 4EVA) I can ignore the Superb Owl!

Yeah, I honestly would struggle with having a sober partner. My partner is normal and I have no problem with whatever recreational fun he wants to have. I have been sober 14 years and am fortunate to rarely struggle with it anymore.