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http://www.inquisitr.com/591630/farmers-protest-monsanto-protection-act-at-white-house/ Obama signs "Monsanto Protection Act." Gross.

http://jezebel.com/5992579/?post=58587210 Petraeus funny.

http://jezebel.com/5992227/?post=58538903 awesome.

http://jezebel.com/5991792/?post=58470123 hoping someone gets murdered is not ok.

FOX signs on to develop a series based on the OJ Simpson trial. http://tvline.com/2013/03/20/fox-oj-simpson-trial-series/

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2013/03/18/tiger-woods-lindsey-vonn-facebook-photos/1996839/

Is this true? Please let this be true. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2277043/Chris-Brown-receives-ear-Adele-Frank-Ocean-snub.html#ixzz2KcOixXX5 (Adele chews out Chris Brown for snubbing Frank Ocean)

http://jezebel.com/5973374/?post=55849835 I think this person is drunk. http://jezebel.com/5973374/?post=55849872

Spammers http://jezebel.com/5971980/?post=55674619

http://jezebel.com/5971986/?post=55674597 spammy spam

http://jezebel.com/5971686/?post=55642472 this person is trying to hijack every thread into an anti-religion rant. I thought thread jacking was a no-no.

http://jezebel.com/5971272/?post=55595162 damn, TSwift got burned. Or whatever the kids these days are calling it.

http://jezebel.com/5964546/?post=54749751 #cotd War of Southern Treason. Love it.

http://jezebel.com/5957826/?post=54002494 this person is being an absolute asshat about Tracie & Rich's book.

http://jezebel.com/5952838/?post=53635875 dude WIN.

http://jezebel.com/5949384/?post=53287433 spamming just about every comment thread.

Sexual assault conviction overturned because disabled rape victim (intellect of a 3 y.o.) did not "fight back" by biting, scratching, or kicking, even though she could not communicate verbally.…

Well played, analogy style! http://jezebel.com/5948683/?post=53202088