More because he cracks me up

yah, i made it up

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.

This has happened to me so many times.

MY WISH CAME TRUE!!!

Please thank this loyal citizen for planting the seed.

Some day, when we all least expect it, Michelle will throw Shade so epic that the Honorable Judge Kara Brown will have to write a special episode of Shade Court on it.

SEND THIS BACK TO THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL.

she head too big for she gotdamn Barney

right? the car is bobbing up and down like a dinghy, and hes trying to reverse.

Hahaha, but in a way, when are you not Fording your Ranger?

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Perhaps he was caught up singing the hit track from The Little Mermaid, “Honda the Sea”.

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

Speaking of which, Denise Crosby makes Blake Lively look like Maggie Smith. There’s a pretty good reason her post-TNG career amounted to an episode of Silk Stalkings and a handful of magic beans.

I’m sure Spock made sure to give his younger self a post-it saying something like:

:(

Well thank god you're not an editor here because I generated 20,000 uniques from that post. Also, nobody gives a shit that you aren't impressed.