I can’t find the exact bag, but I got a Betsey Johnson tote at Nordstrom Rack in Union Square for like $40 a couple years back that’s the perfect mix of “serious business bitch” and “my other bag is from the Sanrio store.” It’ll have to fall apart before I stop using it (and, unlike most of the totes I’ve used in the…

I would have written this exact same letter at age 8, in the exact same vocab and with the exact same markers. If you’ve never met a precocious kid who mimics the speech patterns of adults like this, you haven’t spent much time around kids.

C’mon, your comprehension skills can’t be this bad.

POSH SPICE LOOKS SO SAD, CAN SOMEONE MAKE SURE SHE’S OKAY

I love this but also feel like Y.N. Rich Kids should know someone is biting their steez

I think the punchline is, “Because it is CLINGING to you for dear life!” AMIRITE, @wahbaby?

Like, it worries me that this many people believe that the definition of “bewildering” is “more tragic” and not “confusing.” To a mainstream American audience, it’s baffling as to why “pretty, popular” people would be suicidal; this story helps illuminate why physical, academic, and social appearances do not dictate…

HAHAHAHAHAH KARA SEE DORITOS ARE DISGUSTING I TOLD YOU

MCCARTHY YOU INSANE BEAUTIFUL GENIUS JUST MAKE YOUR ACCOUNT PRIVATE AND TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS IN YOUR PHONE SETTINGS. I don't have legions of middle-schoolers at my throat (usually) but it sure has made my life a little less anxiety-ridden.

The lines at my journalism school were simultaneous and totally at odds: "Be on the cutting edge of the new digital age of journalism!" and "Be prepared to work at a tiny paper in the middle of nowhere for a few years to cut your teeth." Also, a multimedia class I took in 2009 consisted of making a Wordpress portfolio…

There's a GREAT documentary on Jennifer Miller, another woman who proudly rocks her facial hair, called Juggling Gender — it was totally a gender studies 101 requirement, but the way she talks about gender performance is absolutely life-changing and everyone should see it. http://andersongoldfilms.com/films/document…