Well we all know how Nero vs. Flames usually turns out.

I think they did read their history books since it says “part 2"

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

You get one of the best TEs to ever play the game and financial security for when you grow old?

OK just stop right there. I will have none of your bringing logic into this discussion about my good invisible friend Jesus.

If Jesus is real and capable of preventing criminals from killing you, why did he let them rob you?

Yeah, I have to joke about it or I will go insane. Fact is if you want to talk about stealing elections in this country it starts and stops with Republicans. They are the ones that make it harder for people to vote. We need election reform in this country. Everyone should be automatically registered to vote. All…

But, you don’t think talking about the national debt is a worthwhile exercise? The 20 TRILLION dollars

Fuck you for perpetuating this bullshit.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

wonder where he learned it

On... on his foot, right?

If you’re wondering where Pedro Martinez learned that caricaturization from, it’s most likely from cartoons and movies made by white men starring white men in brown face.

Avant-’tard

Libertarian conservative who looks at taxes and sees giant shrieking Jerusalem crickets with human-skin masks on their misshapen heads; accordingly, he has dashed hither and yon, urging everyone with even vaguely conservative leanings to sign a Purity Pledge not to get involved with dirty, filthy, whorish taxes.

Alternatively, the kids can also aspire to futures in which they need multiple part-time jobs; one of which could be concessions or CSC event staff.

I think he’s just upset that there’s a Matthew in Florida who blows worse than he does.

I was heartened by how many of the responses encouraged him to go stand on the beach and test out his theory.